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By Gregory Low - December 29, 2014

So, I've been on the internet for a long time. A really long time. And being on the Internet a long time just means that I'll stumble upon weird things that just go viral for no reason because it's awkward or hilarious.

I found 2 of them, and I guess it's good to share.

SO, there is this all-boys school. And by being in an all-boys school means that you don't see females very often, same goes to all-girls school and they don't get to see guys that often. But considering that girls are all petite, and seductive and sexy as fk, boys tend to get their hormones raging when they find a really HOT girl in their school. Like this


Okay you don't actually see girls in bunny outfits like the one on top in school, literally ever...but you get what I mean. [ It's a good thumbnail picture anyways ]

But of course, Asian girls are flawless. Admit it. You want one. Unless you're a girl and you're reading this then you'd want an Asian boy. Admit it. You want one.

So, back to the main topic. The school decided to bring in an all-female Korean dance team to perform in their school, and if you watch a LOT of KPop you're sure to know that the girls have a very seductive and erotic dance routine. 

So of course, boys go raging.



Ass, ass, ass....shall I continue ?




HOLY FK SHE'S FLASHING HER ASS AT ME !!




I guess it's safe to say the guy in blue planned this whole thing. You sick bastard.




Um.....just think of something for this




Praise Asian girls.....




I'm quite surprised they didn't get jumped on and raped and such. Look at me thinking negative -_-



THIS IS DE BEST DAY OF ME LIFE !!!!!!!!!!

So yeah, that just happened.

To see the full article that I DIDN'T write and is much better.....


If you're a guy I'll give you some time to finish off your "business" and if you're a girl....you may continue....unless you wanna see those GIFs again and .....idk

Second thing in my post today !

Recently another plane went missing. Tragic. 3 plane tragedies in a year, how awful can this year be?

I sincerely pray that everything is okay and that everyone who's on that flight gets back safe and sound. I don't really catch up with news, so in case they're already....ya know...in heaven....RIP. If they're not, sorry for saying that 

I was looking up the Internet when this article caught my eyes, relating to the recent missing flight.

Did you know that God has made an Air Asia plane flying into Singapore disappear with 162 passengers on board as a punishment for their sinful behavior? That’s right boys and girls, much like the Malaysian Air disappearance and crash, God has made a plane filled with mostly Inonesian passengers disappear. Why are planes carrying Indonesians disappearing more than any other types of plane? The answer is simple! The Indonesian people are a heathen people! They failed to keep Christ in Christmas, and now Christ chose to not keep their airplane in the air!

First of all, why would GOD do that ?! So, the person is clearly against Indonesians . Cruel of him to say that !!

God is striking down planes from this region of the world because these people are unwilling to embrace the Truth of Christ! If they would just embrace Jesus, then God would stop taking their planes! These people are ungodly heathens who are either Muslims, Buddhists, or Hindus. They worship in the jungle and reject Jesus! They are all going to burn in HELL unless they repent!

So the guy is a racist bastard. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs whether you like it or not. Their beliefs is not yours to control. Only we have control over our self. And, this guy clearly doesn't know anything about religion. Do you really think that God ( Jesus in particular ) would kill people just because they don't worship him? If that's the case then a few billion people would be dead by now, considering on how many religions there are all around the world and how many people follow it.

Unlike True Christian nations like America that never have planes disappear, Malaysia, Singapore, and Indonesia have tons of planes disappear. WHy did this plane go down? The answer is simple. God is punishing the nation and the airline. The disappearance of this plane is a warning from God. If the countries of Indonesia, Malaysia, and Singapore do not repent, Jesus Christ and God the Father will continue to take airplanes from you.

I kinda feel bad for this guy as I'm about to take a gun and shoot his balls with it, sorry....not a gun. A rocket launcher fits better. If you want to talk about religion, don't make up shit okay ? Perhaps ironically you get on a flight and it goes missing. How would you like that? Have you no soul ?!

Repent Malaysia! Repent Indonesia! Repent Singapore! Stop allowing prostitutes to run around on corners in your midst! Get rid of those heathen Hindus and Muslims! Reject Satan and embrace Jesus! Your ungodly sinful tolerance of homosexuality will get you nowhere. God will keep punishing you until you repent!

You yourself should repent. Thou shall not use God's name in vain, especially to spread such lies. God is a just God, he would never do this. He's not the Devil okay? Don't make false statements like that. Seriously, you should just rot in hell yourself.

The disappearance of this plane is another judgment from God issued against these heathens. How can they stop this from happening in the future? They must be Born Again in Christ! Reject Ramadan, reject Muhammad, reject Buddhism, reject stupid heathen ways and embrace Jesus. That is the only way to heaven and to safety. All of the passengers on that flight were probably non-Christian and are truly in Hell.

This thing has gone out of hand. Reject Muhammad, reject Buddhism, and others ? Like I said , everyone's entitled to their own beliefs. If you're not satisfied with that, take a rock and crush your skull with it please. I'm a Christian myself but I would NEVER ask people to reject whatever they believe in because I live under something called RESPECT !

Let us pray. Dear Lord Jesus, please continue to take planes from the heathen parts of Asia until those sinners repent. Punish them for tolerating the gays, the non-Christians, and the ways of the savage. Crush them until they reject prostitution and embrace your holy word. Please lead the heathens to the Father and away from sin. Until then, continue tor reap punishments upon them until their ungodly spirits are broken. Then they may be reborn as children of Christ. In this your name we pray. Amen.
God hates AirAsia. God hates the heathens. And if you’re a heathen sympathizer, God hates YOU. Repent heathens, or further judgment awaits.
I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.
Let us pray. Dear Lord Jesus, forgive this pathetic person for HE has sinned and not THEM. No one is born perfect, we all have our own ways of thinking and doing things according to our own individual judgment. But this is too much. This is not the way of Christianity. How would he feel if his own family / relatives were in the plane. In his stupid face !!
God doesn't hate Air Asia.
The post ended with :

Rick Santorum is NOT a heathen sympathizer. Rick Santorum is God’s choice for president! Vote for Rick Santorum in 2016!

Personally, I'd vote for you to die. You don't deserve anything from the things you've just said about those unfortunate people on the plane. I just wish that you were in that flight yourself, smacked down right to your face with all your words of shame. Shame on you as a human. Shame on you as a Christian. You don't have any sense of humanity. YOU'RE the devil. Die !
For the full ORIGINAL article : 


I pray that everyone on the flight is okay . I forgot the plane's name....again sigh*







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