I have arrived in Singapore and I'm really happy to be back after 10 months. Yep,time flies.

Just a small post before I upload my "Day 1" tonight.

SINGAPORE – Mandy Du, 28, announce to the entire world through internet that she is looking for a boyfriend. “Her expectation of boyfriend is more like a ATM machine”, commented by a citizen.

Below is the statement she wrote:

“Hi everyone! Firstly, I am 28 years old this year and I am currently living in Perth, Australia. if you don’t have a photo, please don’t send me a request. And don’t expect me to make the first move- I think guys should initiate the conversation. Once I accept your request you must contact me within 24 hours. If you don’t I will take that as you’re not interested in talking to me and I will delete you. I am not a patient person and I especially hate wasting my time and waiting for guys who are never online to talk.

I have very expensive taste and I enjoy the finer things in life. I am not a simple girl with simple tastes. I simply refuse to have a boring housewife life where I just manage the home and take care of the kids and not have a life of my own. I want a guy who will provide me with an extravagant lifestyle- he must be able to take me on expensive cruises and holidays and stay at 5 star hotels and dine at the finest restaurants and take me on shopping sprees. I want a guy who treats me like a princess all the time.

I don’t give second chances. I believe giving second chances is like giving a person a second bullet to shoot you with because they missed you the first time. And I certainly don’t have ‘stupid’ written on my forehead. I don’t forgive easily and in some situations I have never forgiven people at all to this day. I don’t trust people easily either so you’re going to have to make the extra effort to gain my trust and most importantly, to keep it.

Just because I’m an Asian girl, it doesn’t mean I am subservient or shy. I defy the Asian girl stereotype and I don’t do as I am told. I bend the rules, I speak up and won’t take crap from people. I am not submissive in any way.

I will not entertain sleazy guys, rude idiots or guys that are full of themselves. There’s a fine line between self-confidence and arrogance.

I want a guy free from his past relationships and ready to commit to me and me only. His relationship history must be exactly that: history. He must not linger on thoughts and feelings for this past girlfriends. Make sure you completely get over them first. He must only have eyes and the heart for me. I will not settle for less.

I want a guy who will financially provide for me. And I must be able to choose if I want to work or not. A genuinely nice guy will give me that freedom of choice. And if I work, I should get to keep what I earn all to myself. If you’re scared of that, then you’re not the guy for me and you should probably bugger off right about now.

I’ll tell you upfront that I am looking for a rich guy. He must be financially able to pay for EVERYTHING- bills, petrol, groceries, mortgage, kids, wedding, honeymoon, etc…and I should not have to pitch in a single cent.

I am NOT paying for anything. With me, there is no such thing as ‘going halves’, ‘you pay this, I pay that’ or ‘let’s split the expenses’- none of that nonsense. I believe the guy pays for everything and I am never backing down from that ever. If that doesn’t suit you, don’t click the ‘contact’ button. It’s simple. I was raised in a very Asian culture and this concept of halving household bills and stuff is unheard of and I am not about to start that ridiculous trend.

This concept of mine is not up for debate and it is not open for discussion or negotiation. It’s really simple: Guy pays everything, girl (me) pays nothing. That’s it. Very straight-forward. No faffing around.

If you are a business owner I am NOT going to work with you or for you. It’s YOUR business. You run it. Don’t involve me at all. The only thing I will involve myself with is the income you earn from running your business. That’s about it. Don’t expect me to work at your business. I’ve had a guy like that before so I dumped him on the spot. You’re no different. If I can do it to him, I can certainly do it to you.

Money is the second most important thing to me after good health. Poverty scares me more than death itself. I’ve been in situations without money and I’ve had a relationship where the guy was poor. I do not want to go there ever again. I also want the sort of guy who would give me access to his money without questions without reservations. It’s about trust and the guy I ultimately choose must be able to give me that.

I want a guy who buys me gifts, lots of gifts such as expensive jewellery, perfumes, clothes, surprise getaways, takes me out to fancy dinners and balls and is always willing to go to the ends of the earth to make sure I stay happy all the time.

He MUST have a high-paying, secure and a proper job. So working at Maccas is definitely out of the question. I don’t mind having a partner who works away (eg: in the mines).

He also must not go to pubs and clubs at all- I absolutely forbid it and he must not contact or go out with female friends. I don’t have any friends who are guys and I want a guy who doesn’t have any female friends either. If you want to keep them, don’t contact me. He absolutely must not be into disgusting things like pornography.

Also, with all due respect, please don’t contact me if you are physically disabled in any shape or form. Frankly I don’t want to spend the rest of my precious life nursing a man child with a condition.

I am NOT getting into a relationship where I just live with the guy forever and never get an engagement ring and never get married. I’m not that type of girl. And I am most certainly am not a loose cannon like most girls are. “If you like it you should have put a ring on it.”

I have very Asian values and I take relationships and marriage very seriously.

I want a guy who finds me irresistibly cute and beautiful even when I have trackies and no make-up on. The perfect guy for me would be the type that loves me whether I look glamorous or not. The perfect guy must not pressure me for anything. Yes, I meant ANYTHING. And that includes that ONE THING guys. You know what I’m talking about. Don’t act like you’re innocent. If he even ‘hints’ about it, it’s ‘bye bye’ forever. I mean it.

He must love me as much even if I gain weight and look fat. He must love me unconditionally. No matter what the circumstances, the perfect guy would NEVER leave me.

I must be number 1 in your life. I must come before anything and anyone else. I will not accept anything less. I must always be a priority. I will not take the back seat. If you think you’re going to struggle putting me number one, I won’t be interested in talking to you.

Guys with exes who are still tagging along, with children, divorced, separated, going through divorce or separation- please don’t contact me at all.”

Share your comments below on how you think of this issue.

-wle/edt

SOURCE: TRS

http://wahlaoeh.sg/blog/editorial/female-28-singaporean-looking-for-expensive-boyfriend/?fb_action_ids=10152439750276465&fb_action_types=og.likes

How are you? Feeling good?

I've been having the cough for almost 2 weeks,if not more than that so far and that practically ruined my holidays by a small bit.

My holidays have been really fun,as I got to sleep over at my ugly friends house for a week or so.....and leech off his Internet. My bro and sis came back and I did spend some time with them too and it was fun as well.

What's great was that Origins held a "On The House" promotion for Battlefield 3 ! Yep not kidding. It was free for a week or so and I got it! Graphics are awesome and the storyline is just amazing. There are uses of foul language from time to time but that's normal in military type FPS games.

Origins website: https://www.origin.com/en-sg/store/

#OnTheHouse promotions : https://www.origin.com/en-sg/store/free-games/on-the-house

Origins app for Windows / Mac : https://www.origin.com/en-sg/download

[Some Battlefield 3 gameplay screenshots]

Besides that,I'm going to Singapore tomorrow!!!!

AND on Wednesday,I'll be at Universal Studios Singapore once again. Man,I really can't wait !

Throwback to last August and my dads' weird face :/

I've totally forgotten everything I've learnt in school so I'm pretty much doomed next week when school reopens and NO ONE is looking forward to that/

I was thinking of watching "How To Train Your Dragon 2" but my plan failed because my dad had something to do but never mind....SPOILER ALERT!!!! 

Hiccups' dad died. 

Steam ID : http://steamcommunity.com/id/GregJSLow/

[ Sorry for a really short post this time,because I'm just thinking of so many things at the moment I just can't focus on writing this Blog post. Forgive me ]

As I have finally stepped out of the misery hell in a cell I call school for the time being which practically means 3 weeks,there's much more ahead of me during these holidays.

First off,a massive sleep over party ( just without the chips and chicks LOL ) but just some quality time with some of the idiots I call "brothers". 

It's practically where them and me go all dorky and nerdy for a few nights just laying back 1000% being a couch potato (and hoping not to gain TOO MUCH weight) in the process...just reflecting back through life...which I doubt would happen because we have our gaming laptops with us so....well there it is,a totally gaming night where all the neighbours might want to move out or just call the cops on us.

Besides that,it's BLOGGING time. 

I'm gonna be straight forward to the point where I put a stand as I'm running low on ideas for a post....therefore restricting me from posting weekly. 

See,it's not easy managing a Blog when you have a phone that keeps showing you Clash Of Clans notifications about "Your base has been under attack by DoucheBag" and I go like " WHO DARES ENTER MY LAWN?!"

Other than that would be to think of what life really is all about. I mean,I enter an existential crisis mode where things just don't add up like 1,2,3 whereas it's more like 1,2,10.

I start reflecting upon my social life,my teenage life (which arguably might just be the exact same thing nuff said),school,getting over crushes and a stupid major exam which I don't really care about.

Our parents go on thinking that education is important.Yes,it is. But being too smart means you lose everything,while being too dumb means you gain nothing. So technically,I just need to read up and pay attention and not act like a robot all the time.

Typically, this elaborates what I have to say 

http://akirastory.com/2011/05/15/why-i-regret-getting-straight-a1-in-spm/

Another issue I'm facing is the future...where it could be a long walk there,or a simple road where you think it's easy but you just tumble.

Different people have different interests.You cant expect a person who wants to become a lawyer so badly tot take up medicine. That just won't work well,at all. Same goes to my case. I'm not the rich kid next door,and I don't brag about getting better stuff than my friend,though I can admit I want a new phone :/

So,not being the rich kid now means being a rich guy in the future. Yes it's possible,with hard work and determination doing the things that you LOVE to do. Just because my mums' friends are all doing well in oil and gas doesn't mean that I have to pick it up.

I'm not bloody interested in oil and gas. My mum keeps telling me that she supports me in everything I do,but that's a full sack of lying dog shit. Why? At one point of time she could be "Become whatever you want" and in a split second the situation could turn to "You'll never gain money that way"

I am the one in charge of my future,not my mum,my dad....anyone....but me. I don't give a flying f*ck if the things that I want to do doesn't make me Bill Gates,as long as I enjoy doing it. And if you're all not satisfied of this,then you can just forget me as your child as how I've forgotten you as my parents.

You see,my parents (current) aren't all that bad. They did a great job raising me up,to be a demon.What am I talking about? Well,you obviously don't flow with the current in the river well when you have rocks everywhere do you? Well same goes to me.

My dad is fine so I'm not gonna say anything about him. My mum can be nice sometimes,and other times become an ass.She doesn't really know the meaning of "respect" and "humility" and such so she could just blab out things that YOU don't want others to hear....such as 

" Your teeth is so yellow "

" You're so smelly"

" You have nen-nen (which means tits but she's too much of an idiot to get that into her head)"

And I FUCKING hate it.

She could just go out in public and say that I'm fucking fat and start grabbing me in the breast area (I'm not a girl btw....I'm a fucking guy) and she starts giggling like she's some sort of lesbian. Which I am damn sure now,that she is one. I don't want to explain more because I have the urge to punch a hole in my laptop and that might just make my grandma kill me...so yeah.....

She may be my mum,but she's the worst.....

SO, what kind of things am I interested in?

Well,being a guy it's nuff said......

*Just let the awkward silence sink in as you fade away into a magical world of pervertedness*

AND video games......yeah.......couch potato

I'm not all that into video games,just so as long as I'm holding technology or making people get entertained.

*Let another awkward silence sink in as more disgusting thoughts which are not true flow*

Entertained as in,singing or acting or such.

I've watched a bunch of "Draw My Life" videos from Caspar,Troye,Tyler,Dan,Phil,Joey,Alfie and many more and I noticed that they have something that I don't have. I don't mean the camera....which I don't have that as well

But they took up acting when they were in high school,and I'm pretty much doomed at this point because I really need to step up my game in college next year.

Being on YouTube is pretty cool. You get invited to VidCon,meet amazing people and having an awesome time. That hasn't happened to me,but I do have a YouTube channel which is REALLY crappy because all the stuff I post is totally random and off topic from one another,but this is my link if you want to check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/user/GREG0RY100

YouTube(ing) was an option,but even so,I don't really have much to YouTube about. Just fingers crossed and praise the Lord. Singing....YES ! I live for singing,and I sing all the time. Not gonna record for you because I don't have my mic with me at the moment (just trying to find lame excuses)

Acting..similar to YouTube(ing) but just being a co cast along with Will Smith,Emma Watson,James Franco or Jackie Chan would be a total dream come true.

But that kinda sums up on my holiday list for these three weeks which is just an existential crisis.

Other activities would be tuition,a little bit of homework,hangouts and a second time to Singapore!

So,I'll be at Universal Studios on June 11....see you there :D

To check out on what AWKWARD things I'm doing during the holidays, do follow me on

Twitter :  https://twitter.com/GregJSLow

Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/GregJSLow?ref=tn_tnmn

Now for some videos which are sorta related to this whole Blog post ( or it's just me being al weird now ) but LOL these videos are funny !

WAYS TO SEDUCE MEN - NIGHTOWL CINEMATIC 

Last but not least, my fav song of the week

Oh and I'll also be working on a new Blog layout ! BUYEEE

Sometimes we tend to have thoughts on "Why am I this and why am I that". Agreed?

For me,thinking about why I'm on Earth living inside a pathetic family doesn't really matter because things cant change anything, I still hate my uncle no matter what they ( grandma and dad ) tell me of how much he's done for my family

Because after all,all he did to me is just made me angry every day because he can't stay home to eat dinner,heck I don't know if he has a table at home.

This caused me to argue with my dad,who's so protective over my uncle based on "respect"....so just suit himself. 

I can respect ANYONE, my crappy teachers, dad, mum, grandma, auntie, but not my uncle. I don't know,but I'm just tired of talking about him any more,and the Blog post is irrelevant to the main title.

So why am I on Blogger?

It all started in form 2 when my friend told me that he had a super crush on a girl in a smarter class. So I did some research and found out that she had a Blog. [ Deactivated ]

So I did some stalking and grasp on the concept of "Blogging" being as a profession,or maybe a hobby.

Perhaps I found it interesting on how you can just blab or rant about anything out on the Internet, hoping probably someone can relate to it and give you advice and make you feel better.

So I made my Blog. I don't remember what my website was called because it was deleted a few years back and I started this one from scratch later down the road.

I started off having no clue on how a good post should be like. In fact, this is my first post from this Blog, saves you time from scrolling through a lot !

http://gregjslow.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-treasures-of-rider.html

No format,no clue,no worries.

Then later on I found out about Naomi Neo...whom has technically been an inspiration to me. Heck I was fanning over her so badly I scribbled her name on my class table and had her picture as my wallpaper for a week. What can I say? She's hot,no doubt.

http://naomineo.blogspot.com/

She has a LOT of fans out there,technically because she's referred to as the "Ariana Grande of Singapore" which heck as hell,is a damn good nickname.

But let's continue

Fame is something that everyone wants. I want it too. So I went through at least a hundred different websites on how to create the "perfect" Blog post and design a Blog as well.

I went through about 20 different designs in a span of 3 days and it was frustrating. I even accidentally reset the whole design to go back to normal and that was horrible.

I don't see guy Bloggers out there,and in fact I'm the only Blogger in my school,maybe.

I rushed through Blog posts last year spanning one post per day,maybe because I was high on steroids and my brain could think faster than a normal human ( not really ).....and it turned out good.

I managed to get around 4 thousand people to follow me on Twitter in a short time.

Of course,my friends took a stand to say that all those Twitter accounts are fake. Well,I don't really have as much time as THEM to look through all the people who have followed me.

I thought Blogging was more of a hobby,till I found XiaXue and based on the success she was gaining through Blogging,made me more inspired to write stuff.

My mum busted me off Blogger and I deleted my whole website. But I didn't REALLY delete it so it was kind of all archived or such.

But I restarted everything, and had a great time doing this.

I met a few friends along the way who has Blogs of their own.

http://beingchad.wordpress.com/2012/11/14/hello-world/

http://jane-menn.blogspot.com/

Both of them are great friends,and good to hang out with.

I did question myself on the point that I spend too much time on Blogger. Well,I don't know.

There are MANY Bloggers out there,but the thing hat hit me was the amount of guy Bloggers out there,which I doubt is as many as girls.

I assume that Blogging is similar to just writing your own diary,except that this is shared throughout the whole world,unless you private all your stuff,which makes Blogging pointless.

Blogging also allows you to enter the realm of other people,where you get to feel their problems so if you were to be judgemental,you'd know what to say and what not to say.

Getting famous on Blogger is hard,really hard....unless you're a guy who has great abs and loves to show off or a girl who's seeking attention and starts posting semi nudes on their own website,which will lead to "fake" and "photoshop" rumour.

In my case,fame hasn't come to me,because I don't have HATERS! 

Funny as it seems,your fans doesn't make you be the top of the food chain,it's the HATERS,the people who envy over you....that do.

SO,in conclusion...I'm not famous and the reason why I'm on Blogger,is to just release some stress and learn about other peoples lives.

Love is a blissful thing.

It's the most majestic feeling in the world,the feeling of being loved and loving someone.

Things don't go too well when you're a teenager.

Often you'd tend to fall for someone too easily,and lose them too quick.

I tend to have those feelings

I won't deny that music is my girlfriend,but I obviously can't marry music,unless if my wife's name is "Music" then that's too creepy.

I never considered myself ever in love,even though this happened 

I'd be lying if I said that I never tried. I'd also be lying if I said that I tried.

Yes,studies come first,

BUT

How many of you agree to this?

You'd probably feel like killing your teacher....literally.

I'm not gonna lie that I don't like the girl that I've been trying to talk to for over 3 years.

Well it hasn't been that bad,as I've talked to her and exchanged phone number.

Sometimes when I think that it's better for me and her to just be close friends,something in me just tells me that I'm lying to myself,that puberty is being mean and heck yes......I'm in love.

TOTALLY NORMAL RIGHT?

[I have the urge to delete everything I just wrote]

I'm not so sure if I have admirers,because I'm not really that good looking.

Here's a pic

PS if you're being transported to a hospital right now for a serious case of heart attack,THAT DID NOT HAPPEN BECAUSE OF MY FABULOUS PIC!

But yeah,I don't consider myself hot,or handsome,or Prince Charming

ANYHOW,..... BRAGGING TIME

I've heard rumours that I'm a good singer in school,or perhaps they say that so they don't offend me :3

Well,yes I do practice my vocals every second of the day. Because my dream is to become someone in music,hopefully in a band.

But hey,chicks dig guys who can sing right? LOL *call me* 911 

Any way,back to my love story.

It's not easy to try not to talk to her when I want to yet I don't have a topic to talk about.

So she was sitting in front of me in tuition and she dropped her phone on the floor. She didn't notice it.

My friends saw it [those douchebags] and insisted ME on telling her that her phone fell down. Okay,I called her and told her about it and she said thanks. Perhaps I was blushing...maybe.....but hell.....my friends knows too much already!

It's nothing much,nothing big.

I don't really want to fall in love because it doesn't last when you're in high school. And you might just be clapping on one side of your hands.

So I'd prefer to wait till college then maybe I'll settle down. If my years of watching Chinese drama's and American movies doesn't work on getting a girl in college,I'd just quarantine myself up in my room.

Anyhow,I'm in a relationship with my phone at the moment,and I realize this post is going nowhere,mainly because I'm on Facebook and searching videos on YouTube at the same time,so I'm gonna stop here.

My week so far :

EXAMS

R.I.P