It's day 3 of my Thailand trip,and I'm going back home tomorrow.I enjoyed everything here,the beaches,the snorkeling trip yesterday,the friendly people and tourists here,and hospitality here is perfect!

The internet goes on and off often here,so that's a bummer considering that my games are mostly Wifi reliable. I can't take spicy food so I didn't really get to enjoy Thai traditional dishes.But,I ate [French fish and chips] around 3 times and [sweet and sour chicken with rice] twice.Food here is equally good.

The sun has been blazing hot today,so most of the tourists here (not including my dad and I) are at the beach tanning themselves.Okay,I see men and ladies everywhere,until something awkward happened.

I made a "life achievements" list a long time ago so I can mentally tick off the cool stuff that I've heard,seen or done.Well,I didn't add this into my category,until recently so I'm ticking the check box mentally.I was walking along the shoreline earlier,rocking on Ed Sheeran on my phone and wearing my super-shades which makes me look fabulous......then I spotted this person,whom I thought was a guy sitting face up reading a book.But of course,if it were to be a guy,there would be some decent stubble on the face or some sort.

BUT NO,it was a lady - freaking topless lady.Holy crap porn just came real.If I'm not mistaken,France has a nude beach,so probably that lady came from Paris or whatever - I so badly wanna go there!Okay,so I saw a small boy nude today (probably 6 or 7 - whatever) and a topless lady (30's I suppose).

When I was young,my godmother and god-sister always told me and my god-brother to not look at them when they're naked,or we're scarred for life.Well,I think I need to get my pupils checked as soon as I get back home.So,what was a lady doing topless,I wonder.....

But that's not really the "bad" part - oh come on I'm a boy,I get turned on to this crap.I spotted a guy and a girl attempting to have sex,just in the wrong way.It's something like - the girl has the D and the guy has the V kind of situation.I don't know,but if they were filming a porno or something.....I swear I'm a freaking VIP now.

So that's my third day here,I bought some souvenirs and I saw a naked kid (boy),a topless lady and a couple attempting to have public sex.Of course I didn't take a picture because

1.I'll be bashed up pretty good

2.You can get this crap on Google

3. It's weird that a MIB kid is taking pictures of people having sex instead of saving the world from aliens.

4. I was lazy to change apps on my phone

5. My legs were aching from walking

6. I needed some sleep.

7. French people doesn't turn me on, SNSD does hahaha!